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Do any of you keep dark Mario-shaped skeletons in your Nintendo closet, which if revealed, would no doubt incur legions of torch-weilding Nintendo fanboys to bait for your (censored) blood? If so, then reveal them here in the Nintendo Confessional Booth and finally be freed from your sins.

Just in case you were curious (and to get you started), here are some of my horrific Nintendo-related confessions. Torches at the ready!

Forgive me, Miyamoto, for I have sinned...

  • I have never completed Ocarina of Time
  • I have never played Goldeneye
  • I actually quite dislike dungeons in Zelda games and dread walking into one
  • I don't want Mario to ever go back to 2D
  • I do not care about the Mother games at all
  • I actually WANT new Pokemon and would hate any game which only featured the first 151
  • I never completed Metroid Prime 3 either... In fact, I never got very far at all
  • I never played any of the games on the N64 made by Rare
  • Starfox Adventures was the best Star Fox game ever made
  • Mario Kart: Double Dash is my favourite Mario Kart
  • I LOVED the sailing in Wind Waker!
  • Alexandra Burke's version of "Hallelujah" is better than Jeff Buckley's (ok, so it's not Nintendo-related, but I just had to get that off my chest)

Now I have confessed my sins, it's time for you to spill :)