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Couldn't he do like that Italian that had his cousin chainsaw his leg (but having his leg cut at thigh level and so the femoral artery severed, he didn't manage to stop the bleeding while his cousin was going to seek help and he ended earning a Darwin award nomination instead of the insurance ).



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
TGS, Third Grade Shooter: brand new genre invented by Kevin Butler exclusively for Natal WiiToo Kinect. PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW!