madskillz on 19 February 2009
| mesoteto said: I cant help but picture this as I read this blog A fat white guy , probably mid thirties, sitting in front of his computer down in his “Man Cave” (which is in fact his mothers basement) happily typing this while stroking his cat Grey Fox. He Screams upstairs “mom make sure you cut of the crust from my grilled cheese or so help me its back to the home!” Where upon his mother yells back down, “Francis don’t you take that tone with me, I may be older now but I can still take you out back and beat the snot out of your hide…..do you hear me young man” “yes mother”, says Francis He then steps away from the computer disturbing the air around him and causing wafting smells of old spice and old beef to spread about his “Man Cave” “Hey Grey Fox”, exclaims Francis, “how about we log into Home as a girl and dance around until a bunch of guys show up...and then we will switch to a guy avatar and be all like….Ohh I powned you noob…man I am so cool” Francis Mother waddles into the room, “Saint Save us Francis it smells like a butcher threw up down here. “ She then proceeds to clean up some of his empty Rockstar cans “Mom I told you not to touch the man cave…now just leave the sandwich over there and get out, I am doing super important things here and me and grey fox cant be disturbed” at least that is what is going on in my head |
LOLz. You left out the dozen jelly-filled donuts, dread.
