Mummelmann on 17 February 2009
I wrote something strikingly similar to that a couple of years back, but I had fiteen points. Was for Cracked.com but I never got around to sending it to them (lost my internet when I moved and just forgot I had it!).
Edit; just dug up my own list, some of the points are eerily similar. Then again, cliches are cliches any day of the week! 
