With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy:
If your FPS is set in space, prison, Hell, or war-torn Europe, it might be generic.
If your primary enemies are the police, aliens, demons, or Nazis, it might be generic.
If your game's arsenal can be described as "a melee weapon, a pistol, a shotgun, a rapid-fire weapon, a really really accurate weapon, an explodey weapon that bounces, an explodey weapon that flies, and a BFG," it might be generic.
If your game engine's latest innovative feature involves hiding behind objects, it might be generic.
If you game contains any references whatsoever to H.P. Lovecraft, especially misused references, it might be generic.
Complexity is not depth. Machismo is not maturity. Obsession is not dedication. Tedium is not challenge. Support gaming: support the Wii.
Be the ultimate ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today! Poisson Village welcomes new players.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.
