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I can't draw a straight line, but my high-powered technical business skillz could have you famous, exploited, broke, wanted, and strung out within the year.



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.