Oh noes. I can't be a real gamer unless I game on a real console. Gepetto, make me a real gamer. The gaming elite says I can't join their super elite club with my go-go-gadget Wii toy
Say it ain't so. Say it ain't so.
Why, world, why? Why is it that my console has almost as many sold as the other two combined but my console is the one treated as an outcast, an afterthought, a toy, an illegitimate entry? Why I ask you, why?
Did we do something wrong? Do we not deserve to take a place among the consoles of the past? Are we not gamers too?
Do we not game among you? Why must we be relegated to second hand status? Such oppression by the elite minority.
I admit it. I game on the Wii and I'm proud of it. I am a gamer and I waggle with honor.
The rEVOLution is not being televised
