I've got one: foot size.
The cell phone has no feet, can't get smaller than that.
The human has feet that are small compared to his body.
The rabbit has big feet.
The cartoon devil has bigger feet. (Maybe)
Dumbo's the biggest stretch, but the foot to his left is as big as he is!
Tag (courtesy of fkusumot): "Please feel free -- nay, I encourage you -- to offer rebuttal."
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My advice to fanboys: Brag about stuff that's true, not about stuff that's false. Predict stuff that's likely, not stuff that's unlikely. You will be happier, and we will be happier.
"Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts." - Sen. Pat Moynihan
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The old smileys: 
; - ) : - ) : - ( : - P : - D : - # ( c ) ( k ) ( y ) If anyone knows the shortcut for 
, let me know!
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I have the most epic death scene ever in VGChartz Mafia. Thanks WordsofWisdom!
