SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE HE WATCHED HIS PARTNER DIE AND RISKED HIS LIFE TO GIVE HIS PARTNERS SISTER HIS PARTNERS WATCH!. HE AVOIDED EARTHQUAKES, CRUMBLING BUILDINGS, HELICOPTERS, SWAM THROUGH TSUNAMIS, FIRE TORNADOS, WALKED THROUGH A PYROCLASTIC FLOW WHILE CARRYING A LITTLE GIRL AND STILL STOPPED TO FIGHT A BEAR! A FUCKING BEAR!. THEN HE SHOVELED MOLTEN LAVA, WALKED THROUGH A FLASH FLOOD AND SAVED A DALMATION, FOUGHT A MERCENARY, WALKED THROUGH A FUCKING HURRICANE, FOUGHT THOUSANDS OF TERRORISTS WITH A PISTOL, DESTROYED A FUCKING MECH WITH A PISTOL AND THEN DISARMED A NUKE ON A SINKING SHIP WITH ENOUGH TIME TO RUN FROM THE WATER BLASTING THROUGH THE SHIP. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS THE MANLIEST FUCKER IN THE WORLD HE KICKS THE ASS OFF WARIO, BIG BOSS AND FUCKING CAPTAIN FALCON.
-UBISOFT BOYCOTT!-
