A question for all religious people who believe in a 'god'

[The Ghost of RubangB]

The_vagabond7 said:

The Ghost of RubangB said:
I'm pretty sure I'm G-d because I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who's immortal because I'm pretty sure I'd be dead by now if I wasn't. To prove me wrong is to kill me, so I'll believe this forever, or until I die.

 

Whatever, I'm totally more immortal than you. I'm god!

 

God fight, god fight! It's like a cat fight, but with locusts!

 

I have to go to the pet store...they sell locusts there right?

 

Only once every 14 years, or when I say so.