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This post is a parody of gamers who attempt to read too deeply into Diablo. However, it wouldn't surprise me if Blizzard used something like this when deciding the release date, just to keep em guessing.



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.