highwaystar101 on 27 January 2009
right, here is what you do to perform an appendectomy on yourself.
1x Kitchen knife
10x Shots of Vodka (snorted)
3x Torniquets (although string tied in a slipknot will do)
1x plaster (colourful cartoon character optional)
1x Vacuum (it's gonna make a mess)
1x Apple
step 1: Snort shots of Vodka, wait until pissed so you don't feel pain.
step 2: Create small incision over appendix. Enter incisionand place torniquets around the base of the appendix.
step 3: Cut appendix out of body.
step 4: Place plaster over incision, try and use a scooby doo one.
step 5: Vacuum up mess... There may be a lot of it.
step 6: You may be hungry after all that hard work, eat the apple now.
Good luck
