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The original Kingdom Hearts is like Star Wars.

The hero's home gets burnt to the ground.
The principal enemies of the story have the ability to destroy a planet.
The hero must rescue a princess.
The story revolves around the dynamics of light and darkness.
The hero must resist the temptation to turn to the darkness, while constantly trying to find and rescue someone close to him who already has.
The only thing that's important to this hero is his friends.
In order to do this, he travels to many exotic worlds and meets many allies, solving individual problems for the betterment of the whole.
When he finally turns said close person, that person sacrifices themselves to keep the darkness from winning.



Ergo, Kingdom Hearts clearly cribbed off Star Wars.



Could I trouble you for some maple syrup to go with the plate of roffles you just served up?

Tag, courtesy of fkusumot: "Why do most of the PS3 fanboys have avatars that looks totally pissed?"
"Ok, girl's trapped in the elevator, and the power's off.  I swear, if a zombie comes around the next corner..."