Crossover: Who Wins? Blanka Vs The Incredible Hulk

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Picture this.

You're sitting down at a nice coffee shop, drinking a mocha-chip with extra foam that tickles that little space between your upper lip and the bridge of your nose, when all of sudden, across the street, in a parking lot conveniently littered with cars that look like they were destined to be in the spotlight at a Monster Truck Derby, this character bounds into view.

He's a nasty little bugger, too. He's sneaking inbetween cars, letting off his massive electric shock attacks, shattering windows like a blind-folded toddler swinging for a pinata. He's slashing tires with his demented claws, while the hair on his chest stands on end like he's just stuck his finger in a three-pronged socket. You're terrified, but you can't look away as this monstrosity mangles car after car. Someone's got to stop it!

You spoke too soon. You feel the shockwaves, you see the Jurassic Park puddle effects in your mocha-chip, your chair jiggles and shakes like mexican jumping beans. What in God's name? Is it an Earthquake? You wish you were that lucky. A green dot visible in the distant horizon slowly zooms across the sunlit sky like a shooting star plucked from the heavens, getting bigger with every breath you take, until it crashes down in the parking lot, a few feet from the electrifying monster.

Holy sh*t is the first thing that crosses your mind, and into your pants. This green thing has got muscles on top of muscles, and the veins bursting out of his arms and legs ensure that he'll never miss injecting the gallons of steroids this psycho has obviously been shooting. The mullet on this beast is a small tuft of hair groomed so cleanly you'd think he had a gay hairdresser named Peaches.

The two monsters look at each with all types of death in their eyes. The odor seeping from their underarms is enough to burn your nosehairs and bring stinging tears to your eyes. Still, you can't look away.

And the battle ensues:

 

 

Phew. Aren't you glad he's on your side?

Who do you think would win?