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There was this forest, and in this forest were a bear and a rebbit. The bear was always chasing the frabbit, making a lot of noise. One day a frog comes out and syas, "Hey! Ok, look, I'm a mgic frog, and if you guys cut this out, I'll give you both 3 wishes,". They agreed.

The frog looks to the bear and ask him what he wants

"I want all the bears in this forest to be female," he said. And so, all the bears in the forest were female.

The frog ask the rabbit and he said "I want a motercycle". A bit confused, but the frog said "OK" and he got a motercycle.

He ask the beear for his second wish. "I want all the bears in the neighboring forest to be female" he said. And so, it was done.

He ask the rabbit for his second wish. :I want a helmet for my motercycle" Anmd he got one.

He asked the bear for his third wish. He said "I want all the bears in the world to be female". And is was done.

He ask the rabbit for his third wish. The rabbit gets on his motercycle, puts on his helmet, reves it up, and says "I want that bear to be gay".