The Haters Thread

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I hate Sega for cancelling Sonic Xtreme, and taking a dump on Sonic with every new game they release. I hate how people criticise certain games for being "childish." Mario, Crash, Sonic, Spyro, Banjo, Ratchet, Kirby, Jak, Rayman, and others, are not childish, they are awesome platformers, made for everyone. They are "E" for "everyone," not "C" for "children." Other "E" rated games are childish, but not those, so leave those alone. I hate Nintendo for not releasing any new 2D Mario games when the Gameboy Color, and Gameboy Advance came out. I hate Microsoft for having no good platform games. Blinx? Come on Microsoft, you can do better than that. I hate Sony for killing Spyro, and Crash, and Jak (Jak 2? No...) (thank goodness we still have Ratchet). I hate all sports games. I hate all movie games. I hate Crash Bandicoot now, I hate Sonic now, I hate Spyro now. I hate almost all "M" rated games, except for Halo, because too many of them are stupid war games. I hate all "eC" rated games, and all "A" rated games, and many "T" games, for being too immature, and too lame, and all of those "other" "E" rated games, for being too childish. I hate games that are too childish, games that are too violent, and the fact that it is almost impossible to find good games that are neither too childish, nor too violent, without them being stupid sports games. I hate the over flow of racing games. I hate buying bad video games, then having to resell them for less, because they suck too much. I hate wrestling games. Okay, I'm done.