We can only say one thing for sure: it won't happen on 1 April and it won't be a $100 cut, otherwise Pachter Pachter Pachter Pachter Pachter Pachter ...Pachter Pachter Mushroom Mushroom Pachter Pachter... Snake Aaaaah, a Snake would be right twice in a row and the LHC would destroy Earth, and maybe the Solar System or even the whole Milky Way in a strange matter doomsday scenario.







