Why Do Girls Love Text Messages So Much?

[Flow]

DMeisterJ said:

Flow said:

DMeisterJ said:
Moongoddess hit the nail on the head.

You get to formulate a correct response to what is said.

Less awkward pauses too.

Yeah, i can picture this "formulation"

*taptaptaptaptaptap

Oh... does this sounds too rude?

*taptaptaptaptap

No, that has a double meaning

*taptap...tectectectec

Yeah, that's it.... No, what was i thinking? Let me take this out

*taptaptaptaptap

More like, an ugly chick asks you out.

On the phone, you'd be like NO!

But in a text you'd be like, "I'm kinda doing the whole celibacy thing now, but maybe in the future", or you'd just flat out ignore it. 

lool.

 

No? That's old fashioned, you can use the tunnel trick

Wat? Can't hear tschhhhhh i'm on tschhhhhh sorry i'm tschhhh tunnel gotta go tschhhhh *click

Or the lion!

Yeah, sure we can hang out girl, just tell... oh shit what's that? OH GOD A FREAKING LION AAAAAAH SHIT MY ARM, HE ATE MY AAAAAAAAAA NOT IN THERAAAAAAAAAWWWW GODNOOOOOOOOO I GOTTA GOAWWWWWGHH.... tschhhhhh *click

 

And don't listen to baddman, better wait than get anything in the way, in my opinion. Getting every ugly chick makes you look like a whore yourself and a saint guy like you shouldn't do that lol