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Elephant jokes (more corny)

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming up the hill?
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"Here come the elephants up over the hill."


Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
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So they can hid in cherry trees.

Why are pigmis so short?
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They are always walking under cherry trees.

What did Jane say when the elephants were coming up the hill?
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Nothing, she thought they were cherries!