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1)A drunk man knocks his house's door and says "Here I have a flower for you beautiful woman", his wife opens the door and asks "Where is the flower?", the drunk man answer "Where is the beautiful woman?".

2)How many drunk guys you need to sink a submarine?, 2, one who knocks the door and other one who opens it.



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