vizunary on 01 September 2007
brenda o'malley is home making dinner as usual, when tim finnegan comes by to see her.
"brenda, may i come in?" he asks, "i've got something to tell ya."
"of course you can come in, tim, you're always welcome. but where is my husband?"
"that's what i'm here to be telling ya brenda... there was an accident down at the Guinness brewery."
"oh lord no, please don't be telling me that..."
"i must brenda, i'm sorry but your husband, shamus, is dead and gone."
after crying for a bit, she asked "please tell me, how did it happen?"
"it was terrible brenda, he fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"oh my dear jesus, but you must tell me, did he at least go quickly?"
"well... no, in fact, he got out three times to pee."
