two homeless drunks were trying to figure out a way to get a couple drinks. between them they only had $1.89, not even enough for one drink, then one of em gets an idea.
"hey, i've got it, i've got it, we'll go over to that vendor a buy ourselves a hotdog..."
"dammit, i don't want any hotdog, i want a drink, stupid!"
"no, no, no, we get a hotdog, then goto the bar and order a couple doubles. then after we slam em down, you drop to your knees and start sucking on the hotdog. they'll think we're crazy and throw us out!"
"that's a great idea, let's try it!"
well it worked so well they hit up seven different bars, and sure enough at each one the bouncer threw em out.
the drunk that was sucking on the hotdog said "damn, i think that's the best idea you've ever had! but do you think we could trade places? my knees are really starting to hurt."
"you think that's bad? i lost the hotdog 3 bars ago!"
