Wii bubble theorist admits he was wrong, kind of

[Snozzle]

Kent Got Bent and Now He’s Spent!

Whata turd “I’m sorry that you’re dumb” Isn't this is more of a youa culpa than a mea culpa? How much do you wanna bet that he’ll restart his career in gaming journalism if the Wii starts to level off and the other consoles catch up or surpass it (as if). His constant flurry of backhanded complements is a testament to his journalistic integrity. I’m glad he pointed out that “Sports” is played heavily and it’s not the bundled drink coaster haters claim it to be. Douche chill wants to rename the Wii to WiiP well I’d like to rename it WhiiP as in WhiipA$$ on the competition. Misprediction is just a nice way of saying WRONG but what a wonderful swan song all the same.

The silver Swan, who living had no Note,
when Death approached, unlocked her silent throat.
Leaning her breast against the reedy shore,
thus sang her first and last, and sang no more:
"Farewell, all joys! O Death, come close mine eyes!
"More Geese than Swans now live, more Fools than Wise."
And the Geese proclaim in their delight
“One less Pompous A$$ to have set right”

Having to say Wii has bad memories for Kent I think it’s because his “wonderful drunk” was actually his pervy old “uncle” who bad touched him too many times. I think his uncle’s name was William but all kent could get out was Wii!, Wiiiii!