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It's not even semi. The alcoholic metaphor is complete bullshit. If anything, it's more like a friend who moves on when his supposed friends have been neglecting him. the gaming press was putting down Nintendo for years before this.



A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.

Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs