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(sung to the tune of American Pie)
A Long Long time ago...
I can still remember
How that red-overalls used to make me smile.
but I knew if I had the chance.
I would dethrone my dad in a glance.
and maybe then... we'll be happy for awhile.

but October made me quiver
as I ordered that squad to hit'er
good news on the warfront
he couldn't take one more shot.

I can't remember when he died
I was A-F-K talking to... clyde.
but something hinted to me deep inside.
The day, his commander died.

So Bye-Bye Mr. Mario guy
Sometime later, maybe later we'll have another try.
Dem' good ol' boys were playin' Ocarina of time

...
...

Ah that's all I got for now.



Why must JRPG female leads suck so bad?