Can THIS kill the Wii ... not sure.

[Dolla Dolla]

Can THIS kill the Wii ... not sure.

 

Only one thing can kill the Wii ... allow me to demonstrate.

*Iwata at a press conference for the "September surprise"*

Press: "Mr. Iwata, the Wii is a runaway success, selling out across the world for months and months after the initial launch. What surprise awaits us in September?"

Iwata: *speaks in Japanese, Translator flinches with a look of horror on his face*

Press: "What did he say?"

Translator: "He ... he said they're launching Wii 2 in November."

Press: " ... "

Wii Sales = 0