#1 Wii Article of the Day: "Wii Sports isn't a game, it has no story"

[TWRoO]

*attempts to add a story to Wii Sports*

In Wii Sports you play yourself as an amateur and over the hill tennis player in a quest to win Wimbledon because you fall in love with Kirsten Dunst.
*optional addition of Kirsten Dunst Mii*