vlad321 said:
No way... You can tell I'll be stuck on the bad ladder as an intellectual whore.... Just look at the way she's looking at me....
Even better, then we can have a Predator fly down on his ship while yelling "A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!" after which her love resusitates Samus and she dukes it out with the Predator. It would be an orgy of plasma, flame, and shaprp spiky stuff, until they both realize how perfect they are for each other and it becomes an orgy of another sort! Onyx... I feel like we're taking our first steps into creating the best story-line ever created in a video game... |
I totally missed this the first time.
Shame on me.
I understand the direction you want to take with the franchise. Cross promotion can work wonders. At this point in the story, the player should be given the choice to play as Samus with her butt ugly Predator intellectual whore on her arm or her scorned ex-lover/supposed father of her Alien brood, or the little whipper snapper Alien child itself all decked out in gangster clothing to attract the urban demographic.
Suddenly the universe cannot handle the awesomesauce of this scenario and begins eating it's own face, which creates a really big sinkhole...like that one episode of the Simpsons in 3D. Bounties go out to stop the awesomesauce of Samus, Predator, gangster Alien tyke and random scruffy dude that knocked up a hottie.
Samus now has the power to eat enemies with her gaping hole left by the bore child leaping out of her belly. Her new mechanics all revolve around biting, so she has an upper attack with mouth biting, a mid attack with gaping hole biting and a lower attack with her vagina dentata(naturally). It'll be just like Street Fighter. You can even stick quarters up enemies asses and Samus will mouth the words "Single play for the win bitch!" to keep the arcade feel.
The Predator will reveal what has always been obvious, that they are from a race of Alien jamaicans and really just want some good pot. He will destroy enemies through constant whining about where he can get some good weed from.
Your Alien gangster tyke will be the typical third person shooter character. He will ride up on his three wheeler and pop caps in asses.
Scruffy dude that knocked up a hotties will be a master of stealth. It seems he became skilled at avoiding people as he had to learn to avoid his child support payments. His secondary weapon is the razor he never uses to shave off that ugly 5 o'clock shadow.









