| Onyxmeth said: I'm sure I'll get chewed out for this, but how about a third person game featuring Samus without the suit? Maybe in a bikini. That would be nice. Samus still has enough moves without the suit on, and seems to become more acrobatic. Maybe she could find love finally. Or! Or...Samus could be pregnant and she knows who the father is but is afraid to tell him because...there's a bounty on his head and she is conflicted on whether to accept this killer bounty or have a father for her kid. New gameplay mechanics could be random vomiting, taking pills in the morning cycle to assist, and rumbling in the controller meaning the baby is kicking. Plus you'll have to protect your stomach area from enemies.
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My friend, you have just boiled Metroid down to it's distilled essence, put it into a needle, and injected it into my eyeball!!! THIS is the Metroid I've been wanting to play for years!! Fuck yes!
Call Nintendo up right now.
