What is variety and why does it suck do much? Seems like a site for housewives.
''a familiarity with the vocabulary of videogames: double jumping, circle strafing, shooting weak points ''
Yes because unless you play videogames you don't understand words like jump, strafe and weak points. Who are these clowns?
''The villainess flits about, without introduction'' "Metroid Prime 3"
Without introduction.... 3rd game in a trilogy. Hey guys I just watched Return of the king and it sucks because none of the characters have a proper introduction wtf!
Really complaining about lack of introduction is just ridiculous. The introduction is called Metroid prime and Metroid prime 2. They even mention in their review how the first 2 games set up the story yet complain about how this games lacks the backstory.
''It has the audacity to say, "Welcome to this strange place. Now go figure it out."'''
Yea they are right metroid should drop you on a planet and explain every sinlge thing about it, the history, story, what's happening at the moment, the names of every person living there etc.
One of the best points about the game is ''Here is a strange place. Find out what happened/ is happening here''
Sites like that shouldn't review games.







