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Netflix

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People get pissed because their tentacle rape hentai doesn't show up quick enough.

Netflix is a service that allows people to rent an unlimited amount of porn for a flat-rate per month. The problem is that there were 16 year old girls who use the service for their Disney movies, and Netflix ditched the porn in favor of family-friendly fare.

Their slogan is simple: "We're Not Blockbuster." This creates rousing cheers from Netflix's loyal customer base, but pisses off Blockbuster's Republican investors.

Last Thursday, Netflix took over Wal-Mart's DVD-by-mail distribution system. This upset liberals who think that Wal-Mart is a slavery ring designed to take down the Communist system once and for all.