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You didn't swear enough. A good cluster F bomb, combined with blasting some death metal out of nowhere, and they would buy anything you told them to just to make you go away.



A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.

Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs