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It wasn't a very good approach.

Better approach-
"Hi, that game there (Carnival Games) isn't that great and they probably won't play it much. The other two games are much better and would probably like them a lot more"

Best approach
"Excuse me ladies...."

[Takes crap in middle of the store]

"Just give me a moment, I'm almost done...."

[Picks the fresh crap off of floor and hands it to the two ladies]

"If your child likes crap, just give them this. They'll never know the difference and you'll save $40!"

[Walks away and then comes back]

"I'm sorry, did you want a gift receipt? Merry Christmas!"



I'll come up with something better eventually...