What's the Worst Story in a Game IYO?

[Khuutra]

Soriku said:

Khuutra said:

stof said:
Pretty much most Sonic's suck for story. Secret Rings combined awful story with awful story telling too.

I imagine the worst of the worst would either be an overly elaborate non-sensical RPG or an absurdly bizarre non-sensical old sidescroller

Tales of Symphonia's was pretty horrendous.

Shut your dirty mouth.

No, it was pretty horrendous.

Come on, what's a game wherein you thought the story was horrendous? I'm sure there's a couple.