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Meeting goes like this:

Man: Sit down sir! Let me give you my idea for a game. Okay. There's a Princess, and she gets kidnapped. You have to save her!

Boss: Okay? Is that it?

Man: No, uhh.....*takes hit from a joint* No sir. Listen to me! Here's the twist: You're a plumber....and you shoot fire when you touch a flower. And Mushrooms make you grow big....but only good mushrooms. If a walking mushrooms touches you, you'll die!

Boss: Get the fuck out of my office......hey! Can I have a hit of your weed? Is that the good shit!?

Man: You better believe it! *Passes the weed*

One hour later...both men laying on the floor giggling

Man: And the Princess is always in another castle.....and, and she's been kidnapped by turtles!

Boss: I like you, Shiggy. You and I should go out and party! Your game gets the green light.  Sometimes, I wonder if we're really aliens, and animals are the rightful rulers of this planet.  Can you imagine a planet run by panda bears?  That would be so awesome.  No more war.  No more jealousy......

Man: And he shoves a racoon up his ass to fly! Ooh, I have soooo many ideas....

Boss:  Hey!  Save something for the sequels!!