The 'Why I Love My Wii' Thread - no negativity allowed

[Grampy]

Text version :

How do I love Wii? Let Me Count the Ways
With apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning

How do I love Wii? Let me count the ways.
I love Wii Fit’s measure of weight and height,
My waggles reach, when Karting out of sight
For chasing Bowser and Princess Peach.
I love Wii to the level of every day's
Galaxy flight to grasp another star so bright.
I love Wii when Super Smash Brothers do fight;
I love Wii purely, when Wii Music we do raise,
I love Wii’s virtual console put to use
for my old games, played with childhood’s faith.
I love Wii when analog sticks I can lose
With stinking D-pad and all the button’s fuss
Smiles, happiness all my life -and, if Iwata choose,
I shall but love Wii better after motion plus

ORIGINAL:

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways

by Elizabeth Barrett Browning

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of every day's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from praise,
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints -I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! -and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.