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I police my community (Dwight Shrute style!) -also, I'm a state certified in marijuana identification. Seriously.

I read comics

I play video games

I lift weights and jog

I chase loose women

I play tennis

I watch movies

I sing (surprisingly well)

I write poetry (surprisingly horrible)

I draw (but it's been a looong time).