Smashchu on 22 August 2007
| naznatips said: What the heck is this 1UP preview? It's nothing to the plot of Halo 3 and Heavenly Sword? Halo 3 is The Covenant invading earth, after losing the best part of them: the Elites, they might as well change the name of The Covenant to "The Monkeys" because all that's left is the retarded brutes (who's AI has looked nothing short of ridiculous in the videos shown so far). Heavenly Sword is a terminally ill girl who decides to kill an evil emperor before she dies. That's the whole plot... Then, they say the graphics suck because it doesn't look like Bioshock, claiming it looks nearly identical to the Gamecube games (which it doesn't... not even close). How are you even going to compare Metroid Prime 3 to Bioshock? They are completely different games on completely different systems. Then, they claim the first area is a copy of Halo (I watched the full first hour, and it looks nothing like anything in Halo). The only redeeming factor in their review is at the end they say that they shouldn't judge the game on the first few hours... after spending an entire preview judging the game on the first few hours. I can't wait for 1UP to go out of business >_> |
Ummmmm LAWL. But, what did you expect from 1up?
