| 321tttrini4everz said: wtf ? |
You're having a hard time understanding? Ok, I'll explain it a little.
Back in 1697, earth was visited by Aliens of the Microsoftpian empire. They were a captialist empire and wanted to use the not-so-technologically developed earth as a place for their latest headquarters. Spear-headed by the immortal bill gates they came to give us gifts of Xbox and Xbox 360. Over the years, governments reversed engineered the millions of xboxes (although out of those millions, only 1 would not red-ring of death). Thus the xbox gave birth to many technologies and paved the way to the industrial age some-odd 200 or so years later.
In 1910 or sometime, sony was founded by the Holy Order of Sony to stop Microsoft from expanding its Captialistic empire to Earth. Sony and Microsoft fought a bitter war of name-calling from accross countries, untill the prototype first xbox was finally able to be mass marketted and played on human televisions. However, The holy Order's Ultimate Weapon the PS2 was already powerful and the Microsoftpian Empire needed to unleash its Xbox 360 upon humanity, in one final attempt to turn Earth into a Captialistic Money-hungry Planet. The holy order knew its powerful PS2, while mighty as it is could not withstand agaist the Xbox 360's might for long. So they built their own model, the PS3.
Now the stage as been set, who will win this interplanetary messed up conflict?
Oh, and Nintendo is Ewoks.
P.S - Little did the microsoftpian empire know, Wal-mart already turned earth into a captialistic money-hungry planet.
P.P.S - This is the result of downing a cup of coffee in like 1 minute.
Why must JRPG female leads suck so bad?
