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Gnizmo said:

Squilliam said:

I heard that you have a hair loss problem from MakingMusic... Is that true?

 

 I am nothing but hair on my head. Makingmusic is throwing out horrible lies to try and discredit me because I know the truth! I saw him turn down one girl cause she was only 250lbs. He carries a scale around in his school bag to verify the weights too. Fortunately for him the music department at UNO attracts 5% of the female students and 80% of the female mass. I get scared the floor will crack whenever they have a concert here.

Is that the age old story since fat chicks and aeroplanes? If you have fat chicks on the flight you're more likely to crash, but if you crash into a mountain you have an excellent source of food, fuel and blankets while you await rescue. I think that just indicates that hes a practical person. Its like Macgyver but with dead bodies and a wreckage.

 



Tease.