The Ghost of RubangB on 25 November 2008
One time in Boston I gave the police an alternate ID.
They charged me with "forging a government document" and said I could have 5 years in jail.
They gave me a month to find a lawyer.
I didn't, and came back to represent myself, so I could say "It's real, but it's not mine."
During that month they kinda noticed that on their own, and when I got there they dropped the charge.