See, that's what I'm talking about. I'm not even a pirate. But if somebody isn't just batshit impressed with your incredible heroism, it's because they are criminal scum. Face it, the people here don't dislike you because they're pirates, they dislike you because you're riding a 50 foot tall horse trying to catch "criminals" that are the equivalent of jaywalkers. Do I need to talk louder or can you hear me waaaay up there?

You can find me on facebook as Markus Van Rijn, if you friend me just mention you're from VGchartz and who you are here.









