I agree Superman is perhaps one of the lamest comic super heroes of all time. Not only is he the bastards version of the what if game. His vulnerabilities are idiotic due to their rarity. Then there is the entire none of his special abilities even remotely approach being in line with reality. Yeah totally believable that he is super dense, and thus super heavy. So that means he should be able to move super fast, and fly. Seriously how real is that, and the powered by the sun thing. Well so is my calculator, and it isn't able to blow through walls.
I remember seeing a Superman cartoon where he actually uses other peoples voices, because he has super ventriloquist powers. That is right you can add that to the never ending powers list. All I could think is boy it must be nice to just create a new power for the man of steel instead of you know actually throwing a challenge at him. Then I thought later my god the wrong super hero got the power. Superman isn't very original now Batman would use something like that to great advantage.
Imagine if you will Batman has just beaten the crap out of you, and he is picking you up by the collar of your shirt, and then in the voice of a three year old little girl he says you killed my daddy, followed by one of those high pitched squeals. That would have to scare you totally shiftless, and more to the point make you question your own sanity.
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