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MontanaHatchet said:
madskillz said:
MrBubbles said:

practice with the fat ones and work your way up to the more difficult ones

So, if you go down on the fat ones, do they go down on you?

OT: Don't apologize to her - it will make you look weak. The best thing? Dude, be yourself.

 

If every man took that advice, the species would have gone extinct long ago. Men have a lot of behaviors that would make most women go running in a second.

 

I love you, Montana. You are priceless.

Seriously, being yourself is the best way to snag a woman. Why? You give her the entire view up front. However, you should be reserved on some things - but still, if you are talkative, loud mouthed and sarcastic, no need to hide it OR try and be something you aren't. If you are trying to holla at a girl and act gangster, she is gonna leave you as soon as she finds out your real name's Clarence And you live at home with both parents. And your parents have a really good marriage. She's gonna realize you don't wanna battle - you're shook - 'cause ain't no such thing as half-way crooks! (channeling Eminem!)

I know it's hard to believe, but I finally just accepted the fact I am not strinkingly handsome - that I am a heavy dude but love me - and think I am the hottest dude in any room I step in - even if it's not true. And the ladies recognize that - and flock to me. I used to walk into a party - get-together and look for the top 3 hottest women ... and make sure by the time I left that I got a hug or kiss from one of the three - and yeah, made sure they'd know my name by the end of the night. Since I got married, I don't do it - but if I was back on the block, I'd be the man - not quite a ladykiller but I have a pretty good understanding on how they operate.

Knowing what I know now ... I will always be me. That's the only way to be.