I call my Wii, Aphrodite because she keeps me warm at night. I call my 360 the Terminator, because I could kill anyone with it by dropping it on their head.
No, wait, I call my Wii the Wii and the Xbox 360 the Box. I do this because I like to tell people that I really enjoy my Wii, and love playing with the Box.
No, not really. In all seriousness, who names their consoles?
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