| Hapimeses said: Awesome. I'm emigrating. But not to California. When bored, I'll visit to squash puny, locust-like liberals who are so in awe of the machoness they can never achieve that they voted-in the Terminator to lead them, even though they are ideologically opposed. I could kick Arnie's ass and have California bow before me as their new bubble-gum-chewing king -- we all know that the feotal monarchy of the US is just a wimp's version of a proper goverment anyway; what they need is a good king leading with his own Cogs of War! -- but I'll be to busy with their beer and women to care. Or something. Oh, and Metacritic sucks, just to stay on-topic. If you don't think that's enough to stay on-topic, say hello to Zenfolder's pumped body sporting guns larger than your dad. With chainsaws attached. And lasers.
|
When you reload, and don't do it stylishly, be sure to scream "Ah, nuts!" in a deep manly voice. That's how we roll.
I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.
NO NO, NO NO NO.
