Your favorite game quote?

[MaxwellGT2000]

Really hard to pick but it would be

Earthbound

"Barf! vomit! barf, barf! chuck! chuck! Drown to death in puke! Don't you think that's an incredibly masculine taunt to throw at you?" -Master Barf

"I'm one of the masters of this hole. There are five masters in all. We are all moles, of course. I believe I'm the third strongest amongst us. Take your best shot!"
"I'm really the third strongest master. I'll destroy you now!"
"My strength falls between the second and fourth strongest masters. Do you wanna test me?"
"I'm truly the third strongest master of this hole. I'll demonstrate the power of being third to you!"
"Ha ha ha. You've fought the strongest master of this hole, the second strongest master of this hole, the fourth strongest master of this hole, and the weakest master of this hole! I'm truly the third strongest master of this hole. Now you see the true advantage of being third!"
-The five "third strongest" Guardian Diggers in the Gold Mine

No More Heroes

"Mr. Touchdown you returned a video last night that was supposed to be "How to please a woman volume 2" The video inside didn't have a label and when we checked it out it turned out to be a video of a man humping a pillow, please return "How to please a woman volume 2" as soon as you can sir" - Woman from the video store

And well I could quote both of those games and Disgaea and they all would be my favorite.