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With the way everyone keeps saying the DS and Wii print money, maybe nintendo will buy Sony! Then they could put out a new piece of hardware called "The Bridge of PWN'age!" and it would physically link up the power of your Wii and PS3. Combined they would be able to take you back through space and time where you could find out the origins of the universe and use its processing power to solve world hunger! Then to top it all off you could carry into your local bar and it would act like a sort of an Axe body spray and you would be raped by thousands of beautiful woman.

Is that what you wanted to hear?



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