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noodson said:
Thats a new world record in oversampling.

That record is gonna be pwned when the review code hits.

That's right, this game will get AAA reviews if it deserves it or not! Yeah suckas! We can't be proven wrong!

I could say, "ZOMG! This is guaranteed to be the best game since god created pong!"

Then, I could wait and week and reviewers would be like:

 

IGN - ZOMG Zenfoldor's right!!!! FU!!!!! F!!! U!!!! 10/10 Graphics, can't type playing!

Gamespot - Well, VanOrd here. ZOMFG Zenfoldor, WTF man, U magic bro?

Edge magazine - Man, this game is trash, but....wait, WTF!!! 9/10!

Gametrailers TV - Well, you know it's a 10/10, so just cause this review is pointless.....

....

...wait for it

....

We ain't no strangers to love.

You played the fool but So DO I.

Xplay - Hi, Adam Sessler here. We know that you hate us because of Core Crisis, but you'll hate us more now, 5/5, lol Zenfoldor on the internet is right in his words. /gets off soapbox

RolStoppable -

Pretty crappy

Eewwww

Really boring

Full of crap

Extra suck plox

Can you buy me Fable 2 instead?

Tuff for Cliffy

Gamerankings:

MGS4 + .01

Gametrailers comparison shots:

Gears 2:

Every Playstation 3 game:

This is a joke post, btw....

Yhatzee: I'm reviewing this game 10 weeks late because Australia gets games slower than explative deleted. F U, F ya motha, and mainsteam games suck all ass. No review score. POS yanks with their videogames and their telephones! DIAF.

SDF: We quit.



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.