I am a robot from a planet belonging to a parallel dimension called zuskter. My sole purpose is to research, and monitor human evolution and development, and send regular reports back to zuskter. I have been here for 65,000,000 years, and yes, I caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, seeing as thier civilization was getting too advanced, and they were comencing inter-dimensional travel and were readying a intergalactic campaign, a fact which posed a grave threat to my programmers.
I am also responsible for the current economical crisis, and the deteriorated relationships between powerful countries. I alone am the culprit for the thinned the ozone layer. All this I have done as a means to cause panic and uncertainty amongst this planets leaders. Soon your world shall be a war ridden nuclear wasteland, and the Zusktarian empire will be able to expand their inter-dimensional colonies.
In short: just throw grenades at me
